28 February 2006

too busy thinkin' 'bout my baby

Girl #1: ...but I mean, it would have been so cute if we had gotten pregnant at the same time...
Girl #2: Yeah, i'm kinda bummed...
Girl #1: We would totally get our abortions together!
Girl #2: Oh my god, we would!
--Columbia University

this oiny reminded me of the business plan xx, jensenator and i came up with last night. i said i was going to open an abortion clinic on 7th ave, "walk-ins welcome". xx said she'd open a "donate your baby to science" store, like the old salvation army, i guess. and we decided that jensenator could open the "happy vasectomy" clinic across the street. i think this would greatly improve park slope in general.

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