07 March 2006

why crash won

my comments on the oscars
1. reese witherspoon needs to shut the hell up
2. jon stewart was great, people should stop giving him shit.
3. charlize theron's "they'll give me an oscar if i look like shit" strategy has failed. you're pretty, deal.
4. here is why crash won: the gay vote went to either brokeback or capote, the jew vote went to munich and good night, and good luck., rendering all four contenders useless. the nine straight goyim on the academy pooled all their votes into crash and they won.

1 comment:

Andrew said...

It takes a lot for me to say this, because my conscience usually prohibits it, but.... WORD!