1. go out to lunch with stella
2. compare the previous night's binge drinking notes. include how you a) showed up at work still tipsy and b) invented something you call "fuckball" (be sure to explain, in detail, perhaps with an example, how it works)
3. repeatedly mention how you've only done about 15 minutes of work
4. talk about the drugs you and your friends may or may not do
5. notice one of the vice presidents of the company as she leaves the table right behind you and says "hi there"
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