valentine's day is apparently just around the corner. although according to cvs it's been around the corner since about january 3 or so. those of you who plan on doing something romantic for that special someone in your life need look no further than here.
let's get down to brass tacks. your gf doesn't want a neglige or some sexy bra crap. she doesn't even want you to take her out for dinner or some chocolate. she wants clothes for her ipod.
imagine how turned on you'll be when your sexy lady plops down crosslegged on the floor and begins happily to adorn her music collection in a pair of boxer shorts or a corset and make it hop around. yeah, let's get it on!