xx roommate just sent me an email from one of her teacher buds explaining to her why she shouldn't have stayed home sick yesterday:
Today, you missed:
[student] and [student] getting in a fight in your classroom.
[teacher] freaking out on [student] and [student] and accusing them of sexual harassment for talking to a girl in the stairwell instead of being in class.
[student]'s new haircut!
and, the piece of resistance...
[student] running around school. Without pants.
he also bit the security gaurd...