so it's halloween. i've been a total loser this halloweentime. no pumpkin, no costume, nothing. but my mother just changed all that. i should say first that my mom loves 99cent stores, at least i can't imagine where else she gets all the crap she sends me. every holiday i get a little package full of stuff the existence of which i will never understand. but today's package had...a light-up candy ring.
i immediately pulled the tab to get the blinking light glowing and shoved the pop in my mouth. i am wearing it right now, it looks damn good. note to those thinking of proposing marriage to me: your chances of succeeding are GREATLY increased if you present me with one of these.