panda porn

ye olde chinese (along with some US dudes) are using satellites to spy on pandas' sexual activities. they're trying to help the pandas not go extinct, so they're gonna watch them do it. there was a story a while back about a panda in, i think, a chinese zoo that watched some "how to" videos and then got super horny. so that seems to work. they'll probably discover that's what the wild pandas are doing, too.