15 September 2005

the best that you can get, until we make a seven-bladed razor that gives you a hand job

honestly, i really don't get this razor "system" shit. how close do you think you're going to shave? is someone really trying to deveolp a razor that shaves off three layers of your skin, too, so you don't have to shave for a week? and two(!!) moisturizing strips. holy fuck.

oh, and it's called the "fusion". and what's so amazing is apparently when schlick introduced their four-blade "quattro" (can't audi do some infringement shit with that?), it actually (no pun intended) cut into gillette's profits. which means people are actually stupid enough to believe this crap. i hate to break it to you, but you have to shave, all the time, every day. unless you wanna go get your face waxed.

this is priceless: the CEO and president of Gillette says,
"The Schick launch has nothing to do with this, it's like comparing a Ferrari to a Volkswagen as far as we're concerned,"

i am at a loss for words.

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