so while on earth we're trying to convince ourselves we're not actually destroying the planet, NASA's decided the moon can go fuck itself because finding water for "future outposts" is a good reason to CRASH A SPACE PROBE INTO THE MOON ON PURPOSE. they want to make a giganto hole so they can check if there's water in there.
is nasa run by a bunch of six year old boys? isn't there some super nerdy way to figure this out that doesn't involve intentionally slamming something into the fucking moon making explosions that will apparently be visible from earth?
speaking of cheese sauce, i recommend the curly fries with cheesey goo at the melody lanes bowling alley. i also recommend bringing your own ball.