08 December 2005

nominees for irrelevant awards ceremony announced

mariah fucking carey? when is this woman going away? at least amy grant went back to her christian foxhole.

what's with her stupid album names, anyway? the emancipation of mimi? ugh. no matter what happens, the neptunes will reel in a few more gramaphones for their hot asses.

here's the list:

Record Of The Year
We Belong Together Mariah Carey
Feel Good Inc.Gorillaz Featuring De La SoulCox, Danger Mouse, Dring & Gorillaz,
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams Green Day
Hollaback GirlGwen
Gold Digger Kanye West


Album Of The Year
The Emancipation Of Mimi Mariah Carey
Chaos And Creation In The Backyard Paul McCartney
Love. Angel. Music. Baby.Gwen Stefani
How To Dismantle An Atomic BombU2
Late Registration Kanye West

Song Of The Year
Bless The Broken Road Bobby Boyd, Jeff Hanna & Marcus Hummon
Devils & Dust Bruce Springsteen
Ordinary PeopleW. Adams & J. Stephens
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your OwnU2,
We Belong TogetherJ. Austin, M. Carey, J. Dupri & M. Seal

Best New Artist
Ciara
Fall Out Boy
Keane
John Legend
SugarLand


Best Female Pop Vocal Performance
It's Like That Mariah Carey
Since U Been Gone Kelly Clarkson

Good Is Good Sheryl Crow
I Will Not Be Broken Bonnie Raitt

Hollaback Girl Gwen Stefani

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing Jack Johnson
Fine Line Paul McCartney
Walk On By Seal
Lonely No More Rob Thomas
From The Bottom Of My Heart Stevie Wonder


Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocal
Don't Lie The Black Eyed Peas
Mr. Brightside The Killers
More Than Love Los Lonely Boys
This Love Maroon 5
My Doorbell The White Stripes

if you still give a shit about the rest of the noms. here they are.

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